Tim

Gore blimey is this guy fat, I mean huge, enoumous, gigantic.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.

Guy: Fuck me that Tim gay is sooo fat
Anyone: you aren't wrong he is very morbid and horny

by Mich pike December 5, 2019

tim's panini

tim's sandwich that tastes rlly good everyone who takes a bite become jacked and good at the timpani

I ate tim's panini and now all the babes love me

by tim sandvich March 9, 2022

tim bud

Someone who struggles with day to day activity. Easy, every day things become harder for them. Usually in situations of low social importance or context, a tim bud will fail at the most minor of tasks.

Rick: Hey Randy, can you preheat the oven to 425?
Randy: Should I use a big or little pan?
Rick: I said preheat the oven ya Tim bud.

by Sambschmidty November 14, 2015

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

tim bates

Dragging your nuts across something in 4-low

Im Dragging my nuts across your girls face in tim bates 4-low

by SNAFU2003 January 6, 2025

Tim Tam

When partaking in unprotected Anal sex, the misadventure of large amounts of fecal matter entering the Urethra of the penetrating penis.

"Yo I was hitting this bitch raw in the ass last night and she gave me a Tim Tam."

by Nonfunctional May 10, 2018

Tim Løgsted

Tim Løgsted aka dj Tim Onionplace is a local musician in the city of Aalborg in Denmark. He originates from a dark place north of the beautiful Limfjorden. Here he was fostered by cows and raised to become the strongest. While the leader of the pack wanted him to become strong and fight the other bulls he found much more appreciations in the sounds of the nature. This is apparent in his newly made album "Cows delight" where the nurturing sounds of cows grassing on the northern jytlandic hillsides is balanced with the sound of a 1987 Puch being dragged across the roads by the preferred vehicle of his native lands, the tractor.

On stage Dj Onionplace is typically performing in a dress made of onion and under the influence of an unhealthy amount of danish pilsner.

Guy 1: Is that dj Onionplace?
Guy 2: omfg! THAT IS THE ONE WHO MADE IT OUT OF THE FIELDS AND BECAME A WORLD FAMOUS DJ
Guy 3: I really like onions. But only because Tim Løgsted is a god.

by thybacca May 31, 2018