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Thomas Cobb 

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.
Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

Thomas the asparagus 

a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.
look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser

thomas johnson high school 

The best high school around no doubts about it the casual juuling and the okay teachers don’t mind it better than BCMS by a lot so don’t get your hopes up but it’s nothing without the fights that cause 69 cops to come to the school
have you been to thomas johnson high school? no but i’ve been to BCMS and it’s shit

Thomas Mills 

A guy with blonde curly hair and no eyebrows. Thomas also has an abundance of energy but gets triggered easily. He tends to spaz on the daily.
Dude, quit being a Thomas Mills.
Thomas Mills by SpazGang November 13, 2018

Thomas Okubo 

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.
Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.
Thomas Okubo by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018