An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
by Entomologist prime March 08, 2020
You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.
by BottomGee September 24, 2023
by I Hate Everything June 06, 2012
Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 October 08, 2015
by DIETDIETDEIT July 09, 2022
Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!
by Hunterry April 23, 2022