goose egg

(1) The egg of a goose
(2) A moron, used as insult
(3)a term used for someone who lacks the skills to do anything right.
(4) proud conservative
(5) an insult to someone who is useless

"might aswell go lay an egg biatch"

by Blob September 24, 2003

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

Egg Roll

Another Name For A Small Penis

The Other Night When I Was With Nick I Found Out He Has A Total Egg Roll

by <3shuaa<3 February 10, 2010

Egg Taco

The Act of Stuffing your Testicalls into a womans Vagina.

Pile Driver Position is most preffered

Pile Driver Position is most preffered when I stuff her egg Taco with My Eggs Erupted when Warmed & then Sprayed Holidase Sauce on her Face

by Deek Von Scheetk October 10, 2009

Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod

Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool

by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016

PORN & EGGS

PORN & EGGS. naughtiest camp on the playa, worth every bite.

i went in to camp PORN & EGGS and i never came out.

by P. Star April 13, 2008

Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008