hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

bat

South African term used when rejected

Boy 1: Dawg didnt you slide with with meddie
Boy 2: Ye boy, but she gave me bat (meaning he was rejected)

by br0therman December 5, 2021

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Bat

‘Bat’ basically means to have a fulfilling wank.

“im gonna go have a bat”

by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018

Bat Swinger

Someone who smokes a lot of weed

Hey man, you wanna swing some bat later? Yeah, i am a bat swinger after all!

by Ninjakarl November 20, 2017

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Bat shittery

That thing when the bull shit at work pushes one to the point of a total psychotic break.

The requests that Kate continued to ask of Karen was driving her to the brink of bat shittery

by Princess Penelope banana hammo October 31, 2018