Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.

Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”

by Alpha#0 November 21, 2020

Alpha Male

An alpha male is a male who is above all. A leader. A gangster. A person who beholds a lot of talents. A giver. Gives bomb sex. Big plug

Woaw have you seen els? He’s such a alpha male

by Idekuno December 27, 2020

Alpha House

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Alpha house is only for alpha omega males

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.

Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”

by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023

Reddit alpha male

An only child that lays in his bunk bed, while digesting his own shit.

Colin is a Reddit alpha male.

by Croissant fart June 8, 2021

Alpha

It's just basically me described in one word

I'm the alpha I'm the leader I'm the one to trust

by kuai mei December 31, 2023

Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.

"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."

by arf79 April 1, 2023