The Lamont effect

The situation of trying not to get propositioned by women but being such a puss magnet that it's inevitable.

He was trying to have a quite drink in the smokers section but the Lamont effect was in full force

by The diamond April 27, 2019

clitoriolis effect

The necessity of circular motion in tonguing a woman to orgasm. (of note: in the northern hemisphere, tonguing must occur in a clockwise motion; south of the equator, tongue motion must be executed counter clockwise to achieve equal effect)

Cheryl did not come through straight intercourse. I always had to subsequently apply the clitoriolis effect to get her there.

by ChuckChaser69 December 10, 2011

McMatthews Effect

The effect of breaking up with a partner and she becomes more attractive to you and everyone else.

John's girlfriend has gotten hotter since they broke up, it must be the McMatthews Effect.

by InHeartsRape October 28, 2012

The Huth Effect

1. The overall increase in propensity for people getting jewed.

2. The negative adjustment or convolusion of the natural randomness of an invironment.

Q: Why did I lose 23 hands of Blackjack in a row?
A: Must've been the Huth Effect.

Everyone in this area is getting overcharged, it's the Huth Effect.

by Asmodeus Corp. April 29, 2005

The Nickelback Effect

Something that gets hate only because the rest of the general public hopped on that old hate train. Goes hand in hand with the Android Effect.

"Hey man you check out that new Nickelback?"
"Nah Nickelback sucks dude, screw Nickelback!"
"You ever listen to them?"
"Nope."
"Wow, you are a living and breathing example of the Nickelback Effect."

by Anyone up for Denny's? October 25, 2018

The Vansickle Effect

When Drinking becomes a every night thing and buying vodka is more important than paying for gas to get to work as a cart pusher.

Anonymous- Trace you want to hangout
Trace- Cant man spent my gas money on vodka

And thats the vansickle effect

by Whitby777 April 27, 2011

The Kelly Effect

When the most awkward person of your friend group is the only to have a boyfriend.

Sarah is the most awkward person out of her friends but she is the only one to get asked to prom...it's the Kelly Effect!!

by Kate Marie93 April 16, 2014