rusty oyster

When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.

I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster

by Mobileheath January 26, 2021

Dirty Rusty

The dirty rusty is to simultaneously suck dick while you cook

*smacks ass* hey babe bacon smells good let's pull a dirty rusty

by Izzbirddog February 19, 2021

rusty nipple

a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk

"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"

by parsleypants March 31, 2021

rusty bongwater

What you get when you use a metal bong.

The myth, the man, the legend.
My dixie wrecked.

Rusty Bongwater - may your eyes be red and your budz green.

by Rustybongwater April 14, 2021

rusty mazzorella

A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner

by Kb11223344 April 27, 2021

Rusty vangouh

When you are twerking your partner and you fart but its a shard and you spray shit all over their face.

After a drunken night of cheap alochol and bad clams, you and your partner experience a rusty vangouh.

by Rosie cheerio June 18, 2021

Rusty Beholder

When you're a player in the streets and a Dungeon master in the sheets. Your horny bard of a partner rolls a 1 for initiative. You choose to put a boon on playing their clam fiddle, they must first go on a quest to find your Rusty Beholder, a creature only summoned by speaking in tongues at the entrance to your Dingy Dungeon.

(In non-nerd, Analingus)

Wench, if you want me to play thy clam fiddle, you best get into the valley and find the Rusty Beholder first!

by DirtyDruid December 3, 2022