Log

1. The phenomenon when you are experiencing difficulties because of unstable internet connection. It triggers your annoyance and anger.

It is the cause of some people's anger issue.

It will make you harsh things like cursing non-stop, smashing the keyboard, punching the monitor, breaking the CPU, and/or throwing your phone.

2. It may be the best excuse to give to your professors to avoid participation in online class and also when playing online games when in reality you are just stupid.

Player1: Noob! Just quit! Useless stupid player
Player2: Sorry, log

by Honey bunch sugar plum pumpkin May 12, 2021

log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

Log off

Another way of saying "fuck off"

Person1: log off fam

by Ebenezerscroogeswife290 January 26, 2022

log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex

Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.

by Tom4775i April 14, 2016

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you

(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"

by Blazingscout April 12, 2014

A-Logging

Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.

Hey bro, cool it on the A-Logging. You're starting to look like a dick.

by AA-Money February 4, 2025