the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 06, 2010

AWESOMEIZING

Awesome at everything and the best,
Never gives up, until dream comes true 👍

Its so awesomeizing

by AWESOMEIZING November 25, 2021

Aint i awesome

exclamation that one says in which one knows they are drunk/high but still does an amazing feat such as beating another person at chess or driving home perfectly

Dude1: man u just beat me at chess i thought u were high?
Dude2: Aint i awesome?

Dude1: how the fuck are we home dude your drunk out of your mind
Dude2: Aint i Awesome?

by billnye2 September 03, 2010

Wow, super awesome, very cool

Used when someone tells you something they are proud of but you say “I don’t give a shit” in a sarcastic manner. This phrase is common in the Kansas City, KS area.

Friend: Hey Bill, I just got into Harvard!

Bill: Wow, super awesome, very cool

by Kool_Tyga999 October 07, 2021

i'm awesome and cool and epic

If you say this, it's correct.

"man, i'm awesome and cool and epic"
"true"

by JajooWasTaken June 01, 2024

totally awesome day

Hides the acronym TAD which means Total Alien Death. A play on the racist neo-nazi Totally Nice Day meaning Total N***er Death. Popularized by tiktok in a xenophobic trend following “the indomitable human spirit”

John: Remember David, have a totally awesome day.
David: Right back at you
👽: Zeenkie dinkle gorp “Honey im home!” Bogle bink 👽🙏

by Lipton_or_MinuteMaid May 06, 2024

totally awesome day

“Totally awesome day” is a parody dogwhistle meaning “total alien death”. Alien in this instance is used to refer to extraterrestrials as in martians and not human immigrants.
The phrase comes from a TikTok where it is used in the comment sections of human supremacy edits. These edits often involve the idea of humans being superior to other lifeforms, usually because humans were ‘made in the image of god’ or some similar reason.
Basically it’s space racism.

Virgin Martian: “Bleep plam human flirp?”
Chad Human: “Have a totally awesome day!”
Virgin Martian: “Globu kling blorp… D:”

by EnderSlayer 99 March 23, 2024