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Spit moment

A female girl who wants to have a threesome with Pit from Kid Iccarus and Izor. She is double autistic and a believer in furry rights.
Are furries even that bad?

Spit moment
by MslowbroX January 10, 2021
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loreto moment

loreto moment =
loreto moment is a moment when you talk about k!lling yourself.

why is it called a loreto moment some ask?

its called loreto moment due to loretos wish to die therefore whenever someone talks about wanting to k!ll themself or in general to die we always say #loretomoment.
keira: i do not wish to be alive

loreto: loreto moment.
by l6v1ng May 18, 2021
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martha moment

When you are about to kill someone and they inadvertently stop you by mentioning the name of your mother causing you a complete breakdown and to lose the fight
Alan: I can’t believe Batman didn’t kill Superman just because their moms happen to have the same name.

Sam: Yeah dude he totally had a Martha Moment.
by ImShedding May 15, 2021
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Tuomas Moment

Person 1: Lol he died to skeleton
Person 2: Well, that is Tuomas Moment
by Kssss August 18, 2022
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Tuomas Moment

Tuomas moment is when you either manage do die to a skeleton several times or if you SOMEHOW manage to fly head first into a lantern.
Person 1: Person 2 really just flew into a lantern and then got spawn camped by skeletons.
Person 3: Yeah, that really is a Tuomas Moment
by VolcanoWolf August 18, 2022
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Jarvis moment

A moment that could be described as poggers
FartMaster69: Bro that was so poggers
Sakthivelan: A proper Jarvis moment
by Skidmark69 March 3, 2021
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Anastasia moment

Anastasia moment – is the ultimate Murphy’s law moment (“Everything that can and cannot go wrong, will go wrong”). It is when a person (not necessarily someone who goes by the Greek name Anastasia), had good intentions, but somehow lost control of things, causing them to backfire and go so wrong that one would think that “that’s it, there’s no way out”. However, because the name Anastasia means “resurrection”, the things magically work out, leaving the person at the butt end of the joke seemingly unscathed (only slightly humiliated) .
- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
by AnaBronana May 2, 2018
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