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tool

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.
by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009
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dog tool

a person that is very good in competitive shooter they're role is a duelist there are more than 1 duelist they get flamed by the person who is using the word "Dog" the character/agent that is mostly being used for this word is the agent called "Clove".
"Two duelist hold b main dog tool."
Synonyms

"Dog Yahoo"
"Dog Noob"
"Dog Duelist"
by Burt1244 December 23, 2024
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troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.
That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.
by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015
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Tool

A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.

B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.

generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?

generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!

generic tool #1: OK! :D

Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!

B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:

oh this tool is lov.. *loading*

generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
by your_friendly_tool February 26, 2009
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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
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Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools
james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday
by chennychen June 4, 2013
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Tool

- looking like bobby builder bitch with a big tool
by bootyeatah May 21, 2018
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