tool

Someone or something that is used by others. A guy who's brains turn to mush when around girls. Cody Simpson.

Cody Simpson is the biggest tool I've ever seen.

by Anonymous359 August 31, 2011

Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.

Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!

by alexthetool June 13, 2011

Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011

tool

synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.

1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.

by drrobert October 26, 2011

Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 5, 2011

Tool

This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.

Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.

by skyrimsforthenords June 18, 2023

Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023