Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

black tied

To slit someone's throat

She black tied her right in front of me

-Desna Simms

by Sinamin76 July 29, 2019

good timed

Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.

That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.

by aCommonVision August 25, 2019

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

by just a fooligan January 8, 2020

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020

Fenced tire

A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.

I love you, she is only a fenced tire.

by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021