An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017
Get the salt merchantmug. by DaREALman27 July 22, 2021
Get the Salt Slugmug. The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.
Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.
by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022
Get the Virginia Salt Lickmug. when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
Get the Rub salt in the wombmug. The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020
Get the Seattle Saltmug. by small salt May 9, 2018
Get the small saltmug.