When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.
by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025
Get the Keyzee Quick Changemug. This occurs when purchasing an item and your change is 4 cents, 9 cents, 14 cents, etc, and the teller rounds up your change to the next highest denomination becuase they're cool shit and pennies are ridiculous.
a buys a coffee. b (teller) does the change round-up.
a: Thanks dude.
b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.
a: Yeah, screw the man.
a: Thanks dude.
b: No prob. I hate this job anyways.
a: Yeah, screw the man.
by sike moda November 17, 2009
Get the change round-upmug. 
by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021
Get the Chicago Change Dispensermug. Chang Zhen is a cruel creature tat lurks around dark spaces. Most people get terrified by the face of the elusive creature and pee their pants almost immediately. Do not get close to one for your eyes could very well get scarred for life. Exercise caution when dealing with Chang Zhen and I wish you the best of luck in running away.
by Havsjahahahanah May 2, 2018
Get the chang zhenmug. 
To tell someone not to say things off-topic to throw someone off. Mainly told when someone is caught doing something bad.
"How are you suddenly walking fine after you recently just got a leg injury?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"
by haterzenx March 5, 2023
Get the don't change the subjectmug.