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to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.
I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!
by bear stearns May 19, 2008
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Cave Bear

Cave Bear, also known as Man Bear Pig. Cave Bear is a wierd female who is usually the neighbor of a close friend. They live in caves near the woods or the ocean ex. Forestville, California.
Damn, she's a Cave Bear
by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011
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Boo Bear

A woman that is overall smart, strong, gorgeous, hilarious, and a soulmate. She knows how to make her Polar Bear extremely happy, and she makes him feel like he can do anything. She can melt his heart with just a sultry stare. She can light up a room and wants to be everyone's friend. People love to be around her and desire her attention. However, don't let her calm demeanor fool you, she only has interest in her Polar Bear and her claws will come out if anyone gets between her and her man. She is the most loyal, loving, and cuddly little beast you'll ever know. She is definitely THE ONE and ONLY. Don't mess with a Polar Bears' Boo Bear, you'll regret crossing the two of them.

I beyond love my Boo Bear Sarah!!
Boo Bear and I went to the park at night to gaze at the stars.
by PolarBear1127 November 24, 2016
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yeri bear

dangg shes a yeri bear
by sohee January 26, 2010
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Huggy Bear

A Huggy Bear is a man that resembles a Bear.
They normally have facial hair and have a larger than average frame. They are extremely good huggers and make you feel safe. They have a tendency to have a temper that blows quite hot, but mostly have a playful nature and like to entertain you. Huggy Bears can be wrongly perceived as aggressive, underneath the raw manliness is a heart of gold. They guard their privacy and hearts. Bears like to hibernate, for Huggy Bears they like their sleep and will stay in bed as much as possible.

If you have a Huggy Bear in your life give him a hug and tell him he's appreciated.
Person 1: - I really need a hug
Person 2: - You should get yourself a Huggy Bear
Person 1: - Are they good huggers?
Person 2: - The best
Person 1: - I'm going to find one and get me a hug
by Buggie September 5, 2013
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bear sand

Typically a composite mixture of Dorito Cheese Power, Gardetto Dust, and Goldfish Powder. It is also very common to include little bits of chicken strip seasoning and dried up hamburger helper in the substance. Properly named "Bear Sand" to reflect it's soft, loamy sand texture once built up to enough volume.
I think the previous tenant here was an animal...I found bear sand all over the place
by tornadowatch420 July 26, 2016
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Sajith The Bear

Sajith is one of a kind. With his Korean K-Pop glasses and his large looming stature, he commands respect in any room (or forest for that matter). One time he tried to piss in a urinal and missed badly, so he told everyone that that was how he "marked his territory".

To spot him in the wild, look for a hairy dude in a large red hoodie and tight black Roots pants that take ass definition to a new level. If you decide to approach him, first lure him out with a bit of food - a small piece of salmon or halibut should do the trick.
Bear: Hi, I'm a bear.

Sajith: I'M SAJITH THE BEAR! ROOOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
by Irish Daddy November 14, 2018
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