surat

She is a very very beautiful. She loves to sing but is very shy to sing out loud when it’s people whit her. She have long, brown a little bit gold hair, brown eyes and very beautiful. She doesn’t love her hair but everybody else loves it. She laugh every time everywhere (she sometimes cry for laughing so much). She’s the best thing that could happened to you. She also have the most beautiful booty. Hade big boobs and a very big but. Every guy would love to date her. She’s like an angle and is the best friend someone could ever be, the richness is only a + for your friendship. If you know a Surat you are lucky but if she is your friend you should be the luckiest person in the world. Surat you are a beautiful, strong, loyal and much more.

surat Is a name of a very beautiful person

by Mynameisleon November 4, 2017

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017

Surfast

Someone who loads their vaginal area with objects until they can’t fit no more, they then use a hose pipe to expand the area for a “mega orgasm”

I helped Ronda the other day when she was gardening didn’t know she was a “Surfast” until she started getting her hoes and spades from her mushy pussy.

by Slapstickcoffe May 6, 2018

surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.

Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

Surfing with a spoon

A short concave surfboard, ridden as a kneeboard.

George Greenough, surfing with a spoon during his famous"sermon on the point."

by Darius Jedburg March 9, 2018

Surf N Turf

The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis

Last night we enjoyed the surf n turf 😉

by PictouBay August 31, 2018