lovers suicide 

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.

Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”

lovers suicide by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022

Digestive Suicide 

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

Digestive Suicide by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

Destination Suicide 

Willingly going to confront someone at their home or workplace after to confront them over internet disagreements after doxxing them to find out where they live.

Dude rolled up to my house thinking he was going to start something. He committed destination suicide.

Destination Suicide by Tatted_JeepJames March 20, 2023

Bitty as suicide 

Not comparable, not of the same magnitude
Alt meaning; not as addictive

Google is bitty as suicide to Facebook or You Tube

Bitty as suicide by Lokomalo January 10, 2020

Trotsky's suicide 

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.

- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"

Trotsky's suicide by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021

Third-degree suicide 

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

Third-degree suicide by anonymous November 25, 2021

The Clinton Suicide 

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

The Clinton Suicide by Apprefo December 9, 2021