Satan Can't Stand Me

A catch phrase that highlights one's ability to overcome obstacles that stand in the way of success.

Satan can't stand me because I rock!

Satan can't stand me cause I'm no quitter.

I'm unashamed and satan can't stand me for it.

by Evad1 July 25, 2011

fun-night-stand

a short term amorous encounter that neither party regrets the next day

(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')

"yeah it was a one-off thing, just a fun-night-stand"

"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"

"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"

by Merchant M October 24, 2013

stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017

dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.

Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.

by The guy who fuq MrMike momma April 22, 2017

one nigth stand

Tilfeldig sex

De hadde One nigth stand

by Hjallis May 26, 2017

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017