Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012

passive spam

Passive spam is basically a Facebook or other social network post that has a completely pointless call to action. The defining factor is that the quiz or question is not meant to offer any type of challenge, but instead is simply a tool to arbitrarily increase page reach.

Passive spam consists of stupid quiz-like questions on Facebook that either require some small amount of math or analytical skills (in order to make the people responding feel intelligent...even though they aren't)

Also, the classic "like or my grandmother will die" type posts. In this context the spammer is using the person's good nature to accomplish their goals instead of the person's desire to answer a question (that usually is incredibly simple to figure out).

by d4m4g3d April 8, 2013

Cutie Spam

When a couple is in a group chat and they bombard you with cute messages to a point where one of them is removed for the safety of the participants

"who's my beautiful butterfly"
"oh I don't know"
"The girl who's with me"
"OH BABE"

Guys stop with the Cutie Spam

by Mutumbo April 20, 2015

choke spam

What salty Sith claim Jedi do

Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!

by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016

she-spam

An absolute cluster fuck of messages or text from a woman, usually in full caps

"FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE"
"geez talk about she-spam..."

by frothybuttholejuice February 9, 2017

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018

Fam-spam

Fam-spam is any unrequested info about anything you're selling, sent to family members, especially to multiple members of the family at once.

I totally just posted some fam-spam on my family's 'What's App' thread about an eBay item in selling! Bahaha!

by Rock22 February 26, 2019