Umbrella socialism - It is a common illusion that umbrellas are not exclusively personal belongings but socially-owned items that should be shared by anyone else, not just by the supposed owners, contributing to radically reducing a sense of guilt that using others' without any permission is a clear case of theft.
"Hey, that's not your umbrella, is it? I saw that in the umbrella stand at the cafe, when we went in"
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
"I steal theirs, as they steal mine. That's Umbrella Socialism".
by Hiroish June 22, 2014
Get the Umbrella Socialismmug. An algorithm developed by computer, which is based on your personal, social, political and other opinions. Commonly used by social media and eshops. This is what cookies are for. The algorithm then basically shows you more content like the one you clicked on earlier.
Positives: Ads that pop up are more relevant for you and servers like YouTube is going to show relevant videos for you.
Negatives: Often leads to extremism these days, especially during the covid-19 pandemic because people often get to certain social bubbles on social media, where are only other people with same opinions. This makes them closeminded and and think that they are woke.
Be very careful with your social bubble and try to pop it if possible. Listen to people with different opinions otherwise you end up as dogmatic as the catholic church during the middle ages.
Positives: Ads that pop up are more relevant for you and servers like YouTube is going to show relevant videos for you.
Negatives: Often leads to extremism these days, especially during the covid-19 pandemic because people often get to certain social bubbles on social media, where are only other people with same opinions. This makes them closeminded and and think that they are woke.
Be very careful with your social bubble and try to pop it if possible. Listen to people with different opinions otherwise you end up as dogmatic as the catholic church during the middle ages.
Jamall: Yo we should talk more to Roy, cause he's trapped in his social bubble and is starting to talk shit about Oompa Loompas who built the pyramids and wanna kill anyone who says Chipotle 3 times in front of the mirror at midnight.
Phill: Yeah he's a good guy, we should not let that happen to him.
Phill: Yeah he's a good guy, we should not let that happen to him.
by apexgb January 3, 2021
Get the Social bubblemug. by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018
Get the Social zonedmug. Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.
Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.
by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019
Get the social slavemug. "Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"
by person87 January 4, 2015
Get the social diapermug. Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.
"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"
by Richie Man April 26, 2014
Get the social sabotagemug. Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022
Get the Social Cuckmug.