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Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick
"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"
Sloppy Joe by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck 

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.

Sloppy Grandma 

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
Sloppy G's are gross...i should know
Sloppy Grandma by sean July 15, 2001

sloppy jalopey 

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.
Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.
sloppy jalopey by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Sloppy Knockers 

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.
Sloppy Knockers by Arroni January 22, 2010

Sloppy Bagel 

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.
Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?
Sloppy Bagel by Almond oil September 1, 2010