Sloppy Jez

When you're fucking your partner and you use casserole (or gravy if casserole is unavailable) as lubricant.

I did a Sloppy Jez with my girlfriend last night, it felt incredible.

My partner and I love to use the Sloppy Jez technique while performing anal sex.

by FuzzySausage078 August 21, 2016

Sloppy Steve

When you rub your hemorrhoid infested greasy asshole all over your friend's face in public, usually for political purposes.

He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.

by Steve Bannon's Bile April 24, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When you clap your asscheeks while you shit

Peter clapped his cheeks while he pooped making a sloppy Joe for his kids

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

sloppy bronson

A shit shooting gun used commonly in New York as a hate crime and in Arkansas as a mating call

Also a sexual act with poo poo

Look at this camel herder Paulie hit him with the sloppy Bronson.

Hey bo I really like Tammy Lynn I think I'm gonna give her the sloppy Bronson right in her face suieeee.

Hey man I was with carol last night and put it in her butt. I got poppies in my peephole so when I came on her face she got the sloppy Bronson

by Nugly Doolittle October 17, 2013

Sloppy Dallas

The act of straight oral sex with dippings/condiments/sauces, e.g. a blowjob with salsa in the blower’s mouth.

Hey, Honey! Let’s try the Sloppy Dallas in bed tonight, courtesy of Soup!

by PainfulSnare October 16, 2020

sloppy moppy

Holding a girl upside down and using her hair as a mop to clean up cum on the floor.

Last night I ejaculated all over this girl's nice hardwood floor. I had to clean it up so I gave her a sloppy moppy.

by Lloyd Braun October 9, 2014

Sloppy Buttercream

(Can be done with any woman but busty is preferred) When a man proceeds to be on top of a woman with a large chest and shoves his penis in and out rapidly and furiously while buttercream/any other icing is spread on her nipples . The man proceeds to grab onto her breast, squeezing violently while still inside her and eat the icing while trying to get her to orgasm.

I gave Jenny a Sloppy Buttercream and when she squirted her nipples were red and she was asking for more!

by Oli85 May 6, 2016