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sleep machine

1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.

2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.

2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
by Allen Wren November 21, 2010
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sleep

something everyone loves and needs but almost no one gets enough.
dang dude i need some sleep. iv bin up since forever ago
by oranges rox April 3, 2011
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sleep

1.what you do when you are tired
2.singaporeans lack this concept
1.im tired im going to bed
2.jas says im going to bed but she lacks the concept of sleep and stays up for hours after she says good night
by sprtsgy1989 June 20, 2011
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sleep

v. to fight someone and win, usually with vengeful motives.
"if you keep talking shit ima sleep you, hoe."
by btchzaintshit September 10, 2011
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Sleep

The 8 hour break taken between periods of playing skyrim.
Nick: "If it weren't for sleep I could have leveled my destruction skill by now. OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME?"
by larryleff November 12, 2011
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sleep

Similar to nap, something the aged (people over the age of 25) rarely get enough of because they are doing stupid crap like looking up the definition of it here. Also something that older people find more desirable after the age of 12, i.e. naps which we could have had as kids but were too stupid to realize that later we would pay for them.
49 year old Dave (not his real name) really wanted a nap but work kept interfering with that process as a result sleep was always on his mind.
by Old Wolf November 26, 2011
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Serpentor Karnage Williams

Real person;Armed robber from California that stole money and nice cell-phones named for the tyrannical evil character from the 80's cartoon G.I.Joe and a psychopatic alien symbiote from the Spider-Man universe.With a name like that you're lucky that's all he did.
I don't believe this shit! Maybe I should google Serpentor Karnage Williams.
by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013
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