Smoke Signals

Cryptic messages from an emotionally detached person that may be too afraid to talk to you or they simply enjoy controlling and manipulating your emotions from afar for fun.

Dear John, If your smoke signals were for me, I hope this message in a bottle finds you closure.

by foolishhh1 January 9, 2013

Siga

Some one who gets a long with most people and all races. Is wise, trys to always do the right thing, and a master at all.

Chris Medeiros is a "siga"

by Money$wag November 15, 2011

Signature Watch

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com

Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!

by The Casio collector December 2, 2021

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

Razcar signature

Performed by a Nascar fanatic, when one ejaculates on a woman's chest. There are two variations to the signature; cursive and manuscript. Cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89'ing her and blows the load on her chest. Manuscript is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her tits ready to be covered in jizz. Performing the Razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.

Brady: "Hey Dustin, what did you do last night?"
Dustin: "Well I had my babeski over and gave her a Razcar signature she'll never forget!"
Brady: "Nice! Cursive or manuscript?"
Dustin: "Manuscript, she didn't even know what was coming at her!"

Tom: "I had this chicks shirt off last night so I whipped out "Mr. Ballpoint Pen" and gave her a creamy Razcar signature."

by Razcar May 17, 2010

sigmous

to be sigma.
to be sigmatic.

"damn dude that pie was so sigmous"

by sigma female March 1, 2022