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Sandstorm Period 

A sandstorm period is when a woman queefs and is on her period, thus making a blood storm.
on stage in 2005 fergie from the black eyed pea's claims that she was sweating in her vag area, this has been mis-diagnosed by the public as a piss stain... this was infact the first ever recorded Sandstorm Period

Sacramento Sandstorm 

An event taking place after a bukkake session in which the male participants throw handfuls of sand upon the receiver of the bukkake.
Hahaha me and a bunch of dudes just gave this girl a Sacramento Sandstorm and now she's covered in sand!
(n)p A name given to a golfer of little to no skill. Often found splashing about a greenside bunker like a Phat kid in a paddle pool.
Jay : "Geez, those 9 shots in the bunker on the 5th killed my round completely"

Johnny : Your time will come young Sand Trap, Oh Yes... Your time will come.

Jay : SMB!
Sand Trap by Puddles31845 February 5, 2010

sand bag 

Sex on the beach gone array
My thighs were chafed by his damn sand bag, again . . .Next time we will avoid the beach.
sand bag by speziak December 31, 2012

dutch sandbag 

when two gay lovers are having intercourse and after one ejaculates he buts his saggy balls onto the other mans eyes (like a t-bag) but right before he puts them on his eyes he shits and rubs the shit on his balls, then he t-bags him and it looks like goggles.
Josh:oh man i fucking love it when u dutch sandbag me jerry

Jerry:i love the part where i get to rub my shit on my balls!
Under an assumed name in a tropical region, you meet a young hottie and engage in the well known cliche of sex on the beach. Just before insertion, remove the rubber (without getting caught of course), and proceed to bang away until you blow your load, without pulling out. As you dismount and prepare for departure, grab a handful of sand, throw it in her eyes, and run away laughing hysterically while leaving her blinded, butt-necked, and knocked up. Especially lots of fun when accomplished during the spring break season.
I just sandbagged some girl on the beach, I need the earlier flight!
Sandbag by AK47sForAll January 2, 2013