Rusty CHAMCO

A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.

I saw a rusty CHAMCO sitting on his front porch

by Mr cumaco November 07, 2019

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 05, 2018

Rusty Giuliani

When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job

Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.

I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.

by Brayden Swan “998” January 18, 2019

Rusty Kyle

The act of prolapsing a ginger man’s ass with a traffic cone

Wow, look at his ass!! Bet he’s had a Rusty Kyle!

by CheekClapper2000 September 25, 2022

Rusty nuts

Rusty Nuts- When your doing her from behind and she starts her period.

Kevin was hammering Mary from behind and she started her period. Now he has rusty nuts.

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.

I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.

by Bandeezee August 11, 2019