robber

thin latex balloon

Ay gonna fuck you senseless, once i getta robber.

by some mexican March 28, 2004

Roberta Flacked

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.

"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'

by deb84102 July 24, 2009

Robert

Dumbass who asked is Fortnite for the wii

That robert kid is retarded

by Elf_man March 19, 2019

Robert

A Robert is a great and intelligent man, who has the personally of a true gentleman. They are sometimes shy or hard to get to know but once you know them, you'll never forget them. However, Roberts, can also be a true badass and can take charge of any situation telling people off. They are always on time for any given appoitment and are always well dressed, shaved, and smelling of sexy cologne. They are also quite the ladies man but don't know it. Women flock from miles just to catch a glimpse of a Robert... Tall dark and handsome; and usually from an Asian, Italian, or Spanish orgin. Roberts are usually computer savvy and have the best success at whatever their profession is. If you know a Robert, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world because they're the best people you'll ever meet.

Girl 1: Hey look at that bro coming down the road, he's smexy. He must be a Robert.
Robert: Hey there girl, meow!

Robert: Here, hold this lens cap for me... I'm busy being awesome.
Mikey: Anything for you Robert... I would do anything. I just wish I was a Robert.

by 33beegees May 8, 2013

Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011

Robert Iler

Robert Iler plays Anthony (A.J.) Soprano Jr. on the show The Sopranos.

Robert Iler is a hottie!!!!!!!!!!!

by asssssssssssssssssssss July 2, 2005

Robert Kennedy

Having sexual relations with a blonde chick that looks kinda like marilyn monroe whilst wearing one black dress sock.

I came home so drunk last night i ended up giving that chick a Robert Kennedy.

by Jim Cova January 6, 2008