religion

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.

My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.

by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003

losing my religion

A southern expression for losing your temper.

Losing patience.
Losing your faith.

In someone or something.

WOOO GURL I AM LOSING MY RELIGION IF THAT THERE BOI DONT PLANT THOSE WATERMELONS RIGHT!!!!

by AlanaLii March 14, 2012

organised religion

n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.

From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.

by [e-mail] May 16, 2010

relignorant

Being completely clueless, or ignorant, about the religion you practice. As most people who claim to be atheist are...

Sure she says he's an atheist... but that's only because she's relignorant. I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what the word means.

by Tackyhats January 21, 2008

Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.

1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

reliable special

the one girl you know that is always ready and willing to have sex with you and vice verse with no string attached and is willing to do anything you or she wants

lindsay was my reliable special when i was in high school

by The king Friday September 8, 2013

Religion Spreader

Someone who tries to spread whatever religion they're in and make atheists and other religions convert through verbal threats. These people mainly target atheists due to stereotyping.

person A: There was a religion spreader was yelling to a group of atheists today.
person B: What was he saying?
person A: "If you faggots don't join my religion, the power of the Lord will strike you down and send you to hell where only Satan waits for you."
person B: Jackass

by Treecko666 March 29, 2016