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queef

oh no it appears I've had a queef
by someoneveryverycool January 23, 2022
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Queef

When a pussy let’s out a loud satisfying noise as the penis enters the vagina
When I stuck my taliiwacker in her she queefed
by Choppak6 October 16, 2019
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Queef

A noise made when air is pushed through moist vaginal lips, causing them to slap around and vibrate.

Women use this occasionally to flex on people, only the scariest bad bitch will look you in the eye, raise one leg and punch out a queef and keep on with her day.
by DrHarryChin, Esq July 24, 2022
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ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.
by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016
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Queef Locker

The area below the stomach and above the groin on a woman where future queefs are stored.
That chicks queef Locker looks ready to blow !
by JerBear 1977 June 16, 2018
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Kung Pao Queef

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?
by CaliforniaYankee88 June 4, 2018
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