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Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013
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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
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Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018
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put the freak on tha phone

1- he fine as fuck, put the freak on tha phone.

2- this food good as hell, put the freak on tha phone .
by justlearninstreetterms September 27, 2020
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Never put a stone on the table.

Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
Even when the conversation lulls, never put a stone on the table.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
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I put a spell on you

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
by zoejjj August 20, 2019
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put a hump on a camels back

Phrase used to describe really strong gear.
Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!
by nitram May 29, 2004
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