Pro bone-o

Any act or service that could command a price, but is done freely for the sake of getting laid.

I came up with this when my bro mentioned remodeling his ex-wifes home.

"Damn, so are you getting paid for this or is it pro BONE-o?"

by Harry Hen March 29, 2021

Quid pro crow

A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.

Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”

by @walrusozempic November 7, 2023

Pro-simp

When a student is in an exceptionally hard or unfair class, and they start defending the teacher's actions and cruelties.

Kim would not stop pro-simping for the database professor.

by Professor Simp October 24, 2020

pro-boneo

Describes da virtually-free-of-charge status of a dog's companionship, protection, etc.; i.e., da only thing dat he asks in return is a meaty bovine femur or tibia each day for him to chew on.

In da animation-comedy "Achmed Saves America", da Wilson family's dog Bill gives freely of his affection; Achmed discovers dat said eager-to-please pooch rushes to his side "pro-boneo", as well --- i.e., Achmed merely has to temporarily remove one of his skeletal members and offer it to Bill, and said cluelessly-amiable pooch will always immediately come running.

by QuacksO March 8, 2022

pro-lappucino

When one gargles cum until it becomes frothy. Then spits the cum into a prolapsed anus. After which the cum is drunk out of the anus. Freshly grated nutmeg is optional.

I’m going to make a pro-lappucino in your ass

by Cucklord208 January 15, 2023

Pro talk

When you're playing a game you've never played before with 2 friends and they have a chat togeteher and ignore you.

Friend 1: Have you heard of the new item? it creates a black hole!
Friend 2: Aw what! how do i get it?
Me: Jesus can you stop with the pro talk and tell me how to play?

by Jacquacauales September 11, 2022

pros

zoey and sofia are the meaning of being pro

zoey and sofia are the pros

by zoeey69 January 17, 2022