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Piece of craps

Craps; a word to use in plural terms of many peices of crap.

Piece of craps; a word in which a pile of crap is made up of many other craps. (can be used hypothetically as well as literal)
Bob: "My hometown is a piece of craps."
Steve: "What does that mean?"
Bob: "Well, everyone in my town are a peice of crap, so since my town holds all of the craps--people--it is a piece of craps."
Steve: "Ooh, I guess that makes sense"
by ReetBeat May 31, 2010
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You @#$%&! piece of shit!

My asshole can riverstomp better than "You @#$%&! piece of shit!
by Not tellin' ya! May 3, 2003
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piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.
by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006
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piece

"wow look at his piece"

"u ave a small piece"

"ur mum sucked mi piece"
by fury_2k6 July 29, 2006
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Period Piece

Movies and shows that women like to watch during "lady days."
Wanna watch Terminator? Sorry honey, I'm watching a movie on Oxygen. Greeeeat, another Period Piece.
by Skitch360 September 9, 2010
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piece candy

A current definition of a small amount of a sugary substance located in my hand or a desk. Sometimes located in my gooch or in your taint.
OoooHhh piece candy!!!

G: Would you like a piece candy?
M: YES PLEASE!!!!
G: It was in my gooch.
M: Fuck NO!!
by Matt and German February 4, 2008
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Piece

a slang term for a very nice and well shaped penis
Hey!!! nice piece bro.

WOW That is a nice piece!!

Goofberg does not have a nice piece.
by piecemaster12345 February 6, 2010
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