St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.

"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

Beach

Well it's a beautiful land near the adventurous ocean
Or it may be a swear word but then you just say "Beach" so that it won't get tagged out

You: Mom? Can we go to that new beach that opened?
Mom: Maybe later honey!

Your friend: Hey do you want to go to that new arcade?
You: Later, I'm having an argument with this Beach

by itstay September 7, 2021

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Beach fire

When you go to the beach and the sand is a little too hot and the water is a little too cold.

I just got back from Beach fire! It was as if the beach was making me miserable.

by Crowned Raven March 18, 2021

capo beach

A sketchy neighborhood located in between heroine high school and Dana pills. Littered with homeless vagabonds and gangsters. Best not to leave the house at night.

Capo beach local 1: Hey did you hear the gunshot?
Local 2: No that was just another meth house collapsing
Local 1: Not another one

by Yoyoman9273 September 28, 2022

Gold beach

The town that will suck your soul dry of life where every corner has tweakers and homeless people and where you could go up to anyone and ask if they got drugs

Go damn gold beachiens

by May may#1 March 18, 2022