Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."

She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.

by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017

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Misheru Maru (buttons)

a character who was written by me, who probably needs therapy

some random dude: hey! What's your favorite character in this webcomic?

a very swag person: Misheru Maru (buttons) :)

by local fag April 22, 2021

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Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

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Button

1. Short for cute as a button
2. Extremely cute

Gabby: Hey! What do you think of the selfie I took with my dog?
Nikki: OMG SHE'S SUCH A BUTTON!!

Sally: What do you think of my outfit?
CJ: Girl you are sooo button.

by BabyGUUURL! September 10, 2019

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Button

A slang term for a mechanism put on the back of Glock pistols to convert them to fully automatic pistols. These are normally called switches, and are very, very illegal.

"We got 3 Glocks right here, all with buttons"
"Damn bruh you ain't never gettin out the pen lmao"

by BrankyFoenem May 19, 2024

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