smashed asshole sandwich

Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.

Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.

by kingmarki December 10, 2006

Smash Bros Brawl

The worse Smash Bros game with the best theme song out of all 5 Smash games.

Smash Bros Brawl is the worse Smash Bros game

by Not Shreky Boi April 18, 2019

a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.

"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"

by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006

bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

smash her backbox in

To indulge in anal sex, or indicate the desire to indulge in anal sex. To take some from behind sexually, anally.

She's fit, i'd like to smash her backbox in. Look at the ass on that, wouldn't you like to smash her backbox in.

by Hypnosid October 22, 2007

Sarah's Smash Shack

A shop in downtown San Diego, CA, where people go to break stuff. You buy it, you break it. That's the idea. Come in. Break stuff. Smile. The first and original store of this kind in The United States.

Alisha: "My boss is a total jerk. I need to go to Sarah's Smash Shack, write his name on a plate & destroy it! That way, I can go in tomorrow, smile at him, and continue to pretend that I like working for him."

Amanda: "Oh my god! I went there last week with my boyfriend, and we wrote our ex's names on shit, and smashed the hell out of them. Then we totally made out!"

by GingerMac July 4, 2009

smash her guts

Dirty rough pounding of the female genitals by an extremely large penis during coitus

Damn yo that hotty is gonna let me smash her guts.

by startronix August 11, 2015