by The lurk master May 23, 2014
Get the office grizzle mug.A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
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Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.
After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.
by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015
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"you and Luke should go out you guys flirt all the time"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
"nah, we're just office flirting, we aren't actually attracted to each other"
by kam2000 June 27, 2016
Get the office flirt mug.A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.
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