Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.

(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.

by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007

Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.

Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!

by TommyP88 November 22, 2011

scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

Cum Monster

An individual that eats cum at all possible times, including their own

The cum monster has appeared
Cum Monster using cum munching, It's super effective

by SexCumMonster July 19, 2022

Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021