A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.
The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
by Alan-O September 26, 2007
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Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
by sloleak October 13, 2006
Get the Monkey swipe mug.When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
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by J.T. Rita January 13, 2010
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