Brittania Marteijn

Every day i spend with you is the new best day of my life lvy baba xxx

Brittania Marteijn

by Daanzeeland January 9, 2018

Model-Malte

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

by VMSE September 9, 2018

The Maltempus Effect

An effect where the quality of a group or community deteriorates the longer you stay a part of it.

You think a community is awesome and flawless when you first join it, but as you stay longer and learn about it's wrongdoings, you begin to understand how flawed the server is. This will happen until you either accept the group for what it is, or leave it in disgust.

Friend: Hey, are you still a part of that one Minecraft server?

Me: Not anymore.

Friend: What? I thought you loved that server.

Me: Yea, until I realized how toxic the moderators were.

Friend: Must be The Maltempus Effect at play.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

fucking malted

when someone is high and or intoxicated of organic or natural drugs

Michelle got fucking malted of her plant in her garden

by chamegachell May 1, 2021

suubjeck mahtter jurishdickshun

A term used by panicking sex offenders after they mow down a crowd of people and beat up their baby's mother to indicate they have ran out of options and are likely facing multiple lifetime prison sentences.

"Your honor, suubjeck mahtter jurishdickshun still has not been proven for the record" says a total piece of shit.

by jenzel313 November 1, 2022

Teniente Mantequilla

A person, usually who puts themselves above everyone else, but that everyone knows is a loser.

Person 1: Ugh, it's that Teniente Mantequilla guy again.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a bitch.

by Ssjvaca March 28, 2024

Abliteragato mantera sudareche

The ascension phase that proceeds after the act of moon gooning.

One who goons to completion will not be able to achieve Abliteragato mantera sudareche.

And God said! "Abliteragato mantera sudareche!"

by IrishGareBear January 16, 2026