Martin

A Martin is a red head who still likes his ex even tho he knows she doesn’t like him

Martin is a simp

by Shiii idk November 21, 2021

Martin

Martin is a guy who can never simmer to a relationship usually know as a player he will use you for him own advantage and will never actually love you he is not very attractive and have no sence in style, martins are cold hearted.

“Martin just left me for another girls, he dosnt care about how I feel”

by Amber kay December 28, 2019

Martin

God’s favorite child. He’s so unusual that his motivations and desires, while he might express them through seemingly negligent opinions, evade your awareness. He sees the situations that he desires in anything. He sees his dreams coming to life. He almost ignores reality, because he knows God would never hurt his confidence. God rather let everyone suffer at the hands of his delusions than help him to realize anything. His utter oblivion feeds his creativity, and that’s his divine purpose.

Kid in Sunday School: Who is God’s favorite?

Teacher: God doesn’t have favorites.

Other kid: Yes, he does! Martin’s his favorite.

by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Lara Martin

Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.

I'm so glad i have a Lara Martin as a friend, she is all i could ask for in a friend.

by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011

Stuthi Martin

A goddess in the form of the most beautiful being in The World, also my future wife!

Stuthi Martin is the love of my life.

by Stuthi lover June 25, 2024