The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008
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by Malakand_man January 17, 2010
Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"
by 403forbidden January 24, 2015
To masturbate, especially applicable to males.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
It usually ends in the guy ejaculating just like a genie coming out of its lamp after someone rubs it.
When Josh started thinking of the cute girl from PE, he knew he had to rub the magic lamp to get his horninous out.
by Writing Stuff Here December 03, 2015
The best people in the world where there is 5 boys and 3 girls. The girls are hippies and cupcake emos and the boys are jocks and stoners. They tend enjoy and envolv in hot kinky sex when they hang out. They are much like the movie " Normal Adolescent Behavior".
OMG! When I was hanging out with Super Magical 8, I totally orgasmed with BuckyMcBeaverPants and LispyMcMexmicanPantsMan.
by EmmyLee June 29, 2008