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Afro morning

adj. - When one wakes before the sun rises; it is still dark when one gets out of bed.
"I can't stay out late tonight, I've got an Afro morning tomorrow."
by Wai Law June 23, 2007
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Good morning bad news

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023
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morning shit

waking down and feeling unseen, unheard, unloved, insecure.
you open your electronic device first thing and start throwing rants, roasts, rage, especially at people who care about you because you estimate their pain will be real.
"Baby, whats with this morning shit? You ok?"
"fuck you and your fucking friends. die a painful death. suck my cock (which is huge btw) and choke on my sauce"
by Krkič December 16, 2019
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morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.
"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"
by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009
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morning twig

When you wake up in the morning and have a bonner.
when i woke up i had a nice morning twig.
by cooter suprise May 24, 2007
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Hazey Morning

A morning that is, unbeknownst to you, extremely hazey. See also wordYou Suck/word.
by Hazey_Morning March 25, 2003
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