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Black Monster

by arealbadbitch June 21, 2019
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slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.
by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018
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Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend
by Geeesty October 15, 2021
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suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.
The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."
by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016
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Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.
(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.
by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007
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Pube Monster

The term Pube Monster is used in association with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. While the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer mass of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this....or a person who needs to shave their bush.
Holy moly! Looks like the pube monster has his the shower again!

Why can't the friggin pube monster use a different shower or just buy a bloody razor and give her bush a shave!

Jeremy: Hey dude, do you know Heleena?
Fred: Oh shit man, yeah I do! She's that damn pube monster!
by TommyP88 November 22, 2011
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scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.
He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.
by me5000 October 24, 2010
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