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Rot Log

Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
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LOG

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.

Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Here comes another LOG today
by Echonacea February 2, 2021
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Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024
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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Log Banger

A person who only smokes the fattest of blunts.
Maverick is a log banger he smokes like 12 blunts a day.
by NapoleonD July 22, 2017
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
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