Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020

A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
by Echonacea February 2, 2021

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020

by NapoleonD July 22, 2017

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019

Having sex while the female defacates
by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019
