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polishing his lance

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V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???
by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022
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Nemo me impune lacessit

My family motto is "Nemo me impune lacessit" - and indeed, people who fuck around WILL find out.....
by TiddyKarma August 15, 2023
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last call Lacey

A girl that sits in bars late at night with other peoples husbands and pounces on them. The last ratchet girl left at the bar to smash. An ugly girl that smashes all the guys.
"Watch out for last call Lacey, she's always lingering in the bars, eyeing married men when it's almost closing time."
by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023
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last call Lacey

**Last Call Lacey:**
A colloquial term referring to a girl who frequents bars late into the night, especially during the last call for alcohol. Last Call Lacey is often characterized by her tendency to target married men and engage in flirtatious or questionable behavior. This term is commonly used to describe someone who becomes the center of attention during the final moments of a night out, with a reputation for pursuing romantic encounters in the late-night bar scene.
"Last Call Lacey was spotted again at the bar last night, lingering near the entrance as the night drew to a close, her eyes scanning the room for potential company."
by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023
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A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...

...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...
...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary
The Only Way To Kill Someone Who Lanced At A vagina Like Angel Jose robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is If The Person Who Was Lanced At, Buys A Dictionary
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