A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
Get the Toddler Lunch mug.A term used to describe the heretical state of insane that can occur during school lunch in a person. Mixing foods, throwing food at each other, making sounds, yelling and fighting.
Uh oh i think hes gone lunch crazy, he keeps throwing food at me and screaming...he ruins my lunch everyday.
by Lunchcraziest May 5, 2025
Get the Lunch Crazy mug.An alternative to the hot lunch or American hot lunch, in which a well-endowed gentleman inserts his large and extremely solid penis into his partner's mouth, which is lined with clingfilm. After vigorous thrusting and sucking actions, he ejaculates powerfully through the clingfilm, and his ice-hard erection 'thaws' or 'melts' into a soft wet mess laced with plastic. The activity is said to be popular with environmentalists, mimicing the thawing of icecaps, thus having extra emotional depth.
"We were so moved by watching Blue Planet and seeing the icebergs melt, Steve insisted on giving me an Antarctic Hot Lunch in honour of it. Is was very moving actually".
by Clive_Dennis May 14, 2025
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Get the Lessing's Lunch mug.A girl is eating her lunch (or any meal really) and she is shitting it out while you eat the shit. If you please, you may also regurgitate the shit into her mouth and she eats it, shits it out, and the process continues.
by Troxxerman April 30, 2024
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Sorry for the slow reply! I was in a rush to finish my lunching at work and didn’t have much time.
Sorry for the slow reply! I was in a rush to finish my lunching at work and didn’t have much time.
by Poet678 May 3, 2024
Get the Lunching mug.That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!
by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024
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