Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
by starlight278 April 15, 2020
Get the Loganmug. I witness a glimmer in my darkness
It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine
Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world
He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light
He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out
And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse
It began with a slight twinkle, and then it became rays of sunshine
Turns out it was him all along
He must've come from above because
He is forever glowing, and no such thing exists in my world
He could be the sun…
And his smile beamed like a thousand fireflies
I stood mesmerized by his light
He is rare, and I know he isn't from here
How does he always shine so effortlessly?
He's a candle; I never want it to go out
And I'm afraid if we were ever to collide, we would lose our harmony and form an eclipse
by Anonymous.flower.101 December 25, 2023
Get the Logan Sutphinmug. A handsome blonde haired and blue-eyed boy that wears round glasses and is very tall. He thinks he is very cool even though he isn't... he plays video games on his Xbox ALL THE TIME and he may be a twig, but he is strong, he is loving, caring, though very interesting and weird. He gives the best of hugs and will make you feel special at any moment, he is very cuddly and will remind you of either a cat or a very needy dog. He is a Logan.
I love you, Logan <3
by Yourlovely1119 June 4, 2023
Get the Loganmug. A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed
Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023
Get the Logan Fruitmug. by SMMLPHM March 29, 2023
Get the Loganmug. He’s 4 years old and plays Pokémon and rainbow six siege and is friends with some strange kids besides jacob
by Urahurah November 18, 2020
Get the Loganmug. logan gulland is a pathetic youth from newtongrange, logan gulland attacked my 7 year old sister in search of a female companion. logan gulland. logan calls himself a ‘ birkey boy ‘ when in reality he is a wee skinny greasebaw.
by penis monkeys63925 January 31, 2023
Get the logan gullandmug.