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Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.
“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”
by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022
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Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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Log

A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.
Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•
by Bread but original September 4, 2021
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yung logs

Clutch, God, or affiliated with the third eye tribe
by Yung logz December 21, 2013
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Log hogger

A slur for gay men, usually targeted towards twinks.
“Man, Jeremy is such a log hogger.”
“Yeah bruh, did you SEE the bear of a man he was with the other day?”
by Lululemoick June 7, 2024
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Logging in

Engaging in sex. The male genitalia (log) inside of a female companion
When I get home my girl/wife better be ready, cause I'm logging in tonight
by IrritatedData July 16, 2022
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Dead log

A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024
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