Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.

My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.

by B_Bait April 10, 2023

Pig leave

Malingering on company sick leave whilst receiving full pay, usually just sat at home playing video games or watching TV. Often the individual is proud of their actions and on occasions may convince themselves they are genuinely ill.

'Hey have you heard Christine is on pig leave again? She's pretending to have a migraine but has been playing Baldurs Gate 3 seven hours a day'

'I'm calling her employer tomorrow morning with screenshots'

by Lisapigleave August 13, 2024

National leave the basement day

On March 19, that is a day of when anyone who has kidnapped you, has to too free you.

You: Hey, it's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit my fault, you good to go

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

National leave the basement day

On March 6, you are able to escape from the basement. And the kidnapper can not do anything.

You: It's national leave the basement day!
Kidnapper: Oh shit yeah my fault, you free to go.

by Minecraftplay1830 February 29, 2024

Join-Leave Limbo

"I joined the meeting early, but seeing no one else, I left. Unfortunately, this triggered a notification that the meeting had started, leading someone else to join. However, upon joining, they leave because no one is in the meeting! But their joining triggers a notification causing the cycle to repeat for others in a continuous cascade "
aka Empty Room Echo or Notification Cascade

the meeting ended early. I joined late causing a Join-Leave Limbo.

by Foucault's Pandemonium June 13, 2024

zoe laverne

The worst thing to touch american soil ever, looked upon as an unpleasant mess on someone's shoe by the International Communitiy. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason social media is in the shitter, resulting in higher toxicity, extreme views and more people losing their accounts because they’ve been influenced in ways. the reason Elon musk took over twitter, The reason we have to have endless alternative accounts. This demon has ruined everything.

Zoe laverne is a prime example of an inbred. Just a bunch of vulgar satanic, evil arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten demonic crap.

I find zoe laverne’s decision to get pregnant at a young age repugnant.

As an anti-vaper I find zoe lavernes overt vaping disturbing.

by smoking & vaping is for losers March 14, 2025

The Laver

Eating out a girl whilst she uses your cum to style your hair

He finished getting ready by doing the laver

by Maker mentality April 12, 2025